Jesus can See You Too!

There was a robber who was sneaking to a house full of valuable things. silver, gold, gems, you name it! He knew the only time he could sneak in was at night. So when it was pitch black, he snuck inside the house. He was surprised there was no security system. "This must be my lucky day," He muttered to himself. As he was heading for the jewel box on the counter, someone blurted, "I SEE YOU, AND JESUS CAN SEE YOU TOO!" The robber paused. "no one can see me... It's pitch black." and he continued with his work. All of a sudden he heard the voice again. "I CAN SEE YOU, AND JESUS SEE'S YOU TOO! BRRRAACK!" The robber turned around noticing the colorful wings of a parrot in the small amount of moonlight he had to see with. "I need to kill that parrot... He's going to give me away!" The robber thought. He slowly went toward the parrot. That's when he noticed the great big black dog with razor sharp teeth next to the parrot.

Then before the robber could think, the parrot said, "Get'm Jesus."




I thought this story my Dad told me was hilarious... Just wanted to share. :)